February 2012
10 posts
JUST GIVE US THE DAMN TOUR DATES.
johnohhhsexualfrustrations:
GIVE US WHAT WE WANT, GIVE US ALL YOU’VE GOT, GIVE THEM TO US
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I am so bummed and sad and just, ugh, hating everything right now. I want to cry and I can feel the tears but they won’t really break the dam, if you know what I mean.
To make matters worse, my best friend doesn’t even go to school with me and works tomorrow so I won’t get to see her till like Saturday and I just want to see her so bad because even if she can’t help me...
Okay, so we were looking at our cheek cells in bio...
and some girl at the table next me was like “THERE IS SOMETHING MOVING IN THERE”.
Our instructor went and zoomed in on it for her.
Guess what it was.
Just guess.
I’ll give you a hint.
It was sperm.
i'm sorry but I laughed my ass of when John fell...
friend: i miss my boyfriend
me: so do i
friend: he calls me princess
me: he calls me fan
me: sometimes fans like plural
me: so he'll be like "I love my fans!" and I'm like I love you too boo.
friend:
January 2012
129 posts
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wombologies:
“Hello Lifealert”
“Hello Stella, are you okay?”
“… is your refrigerator running?”
“Stella, we’re all getting a little tired of your bullshit”
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My mom bought my brother 140 pizza rolls.
He cried.
jadensmithismyboyfriend:
THE MAINE ARE SO GOOD TO THEIR FANS THOUGH I WOULD NEVER
OH YOU CAN’T MAKE IT TO THE SHOW HERES GAS MONEY AND A TICKET OH YOU CAN’T AFFORD OUR NEW ALBUM HERES A COPY OH THOSE COPS ARE GOING TO ARREST ME IF I GO OUTSIDE TO MEET MY FANS THAT’S OKAY I CAN SPEND A NIGHT IN JAIL OH YOU NEED A LUNG HERE TAKE MINE I DON’T USE IT ANYWAYS
Sometimes my own laugh scares the hell out of me
I’m like, “Was that me?”
More laughs here
My Dad: (yelling at the TV)
Me: You're yelling like the players are actually gonna listen to you.
My Dad: You're in love with a boy that doesn't even know you exist.
Me:
Me: don't talk to me
Me: Hey guys, the show was great tonight!
The Maine:
Me:
The Maine:
Me:
The Maine:
Me:
The Maine: ...how did you get in the tour van?
Me: I have cupcakes!
Pat: SHE CAN STAY
Blog so hard, the government wanna stop me.
thatfunnyblog:
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
johnocockatoo:
manage me, i’m an overly dramatic fangirl that cries over musicians and their perfection
ohhellochristy:
that one time i saw the maine and this girl was wearing a lace shirt with only a bandeau underneath and she was trying to “”flirt”” with pat and he was like
“arent you cold”
So much love for this being.
Watchwanderlusttx:
strengthlikelions:
eunyce:
wow society..
A woman makes her own social science experiment. First, while very plain looking, she asked for free cake, and free taxi rides. She was rejected on every request but once. Then she got fully made up with heels, make up, and a revealing dress. She basically has everything thrown at her for free.
Just. Yeah. I can’t even.
Oh,...
At your wedding
*favorite band song comes on*
you: OH MY GOD THIS SONG ASDFGHFDSDFGHJ HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN I CAN'T BELIEVE IT COME ON HONEY LETS DANCE
*grabs husband*
you: I REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME I HEARD YOU PERFORM THIS SONG HONEY
Crying because
lemonayayayayade:
The Maine
GUYS. Apparently, Obama has all ready signed ACTA....
blazepyron:
trainerkelly:
You can read more about it here.
If you live in the United States, PLEASE sign this petition to get ACTA reviewed by the Senate.
Otherwise, keep spreading the word about ACTA!
Yes please signal boost this, this is more important than the other petition going around! Obama has already signed ACTA so we need to get it to the Senate and then make sure they don’t...
Playing With Telemarketers
I was at home the other night in the middle of my dinner when the phone rang.
ME: Hello.
AT&T: Hello, this is AT&T.
ME: Is this AT&T.
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ...
ME: This is AT&T.
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ...
ME: Is this AT&T.?
AT&T: Yes! This is AT&T, may I speak to Mr. Byron, please?
ME: May I ask who is calling?
AT&T: This is AT&T.
ME: OK, hold on.
At this point I put the phone down for a solid 5 minutes thinking that, surely, this person would have hung up the phone. I ate my salad. Much to my surprise, when I picked up the receiver, they were still waiting.
ME: Hello?
AT&T: Is this Mr. Byron?
ME: May I ask who is calling, please?
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ...
ME: This is AT&T?
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ...
ME: The phone company.
AT&T: Yes, sir.
ME: I thought you said this was AT&T.
AT&T: Yes, sir, we are a phone company.
ME: I already have a phone.
AT&T: We aren't selling phones today, Mr. Byron. We would like to offer you 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year.
ME: Now, that's 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day?
AT&T: (getting a little excited at this point by my interest) Yes, sir, that's right! 24 hours a day!
ME: 7 days a week.?
AT&T: That's right.
ME: 365 days a year.?
AT&T: Yes, sir.
ME: I am definitely interested in that! Wow!!! That's amazing!
AT&T: We think so!
ME: That's quite a sum of money!
AT&T: Yes, sir, it's amazing how it adds up.
ME: OK, so will you send me checks weekly, monthly or just one big one at the end of the year for the full $52,560; and if you send an annual check, can I get a cash advance?
AT&T: Excuse me?
ME: You know, the 10 cents a minute.
AT&T: What are you talking about?
ME: You said you'd give me 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year. That comes to $144 per day, $1008 per week and $52,560 per year. I'm just interested in knowing how you will be making payment.
AT&T: Oh, no, sir. I didn't mean we'd be paying you. You pay us 10 cents a minute.
ME: Wait a minute, how do you figure that by saying that you'll give me 10 cents a minute, that I'll give YOU 10 cents a minute? Is this some kind of subliminal telemarketing scheme? I've read about things like this in the Enquirer, you know.
AT&T: No, sir, we are offering 10 cents a minute for
ME: THERE YOU GO AGAIN! Can I speak to a supervisor please?
AT&T: Sir, I don't think that is necessary.
ME: I insist on speaking to a supervisor!
AT&T: Yes, Mr. Byron. Please hold.
At this point, I begin trying to finish my dinner.
SUPERVISOR: Mr. Byron?
ME: Yeah.
SUPERVISOR: I understand you are not quite understanding our 10 cents a minute program.
ME: Is This A T &T?
SUPERVISOR: Yes, sir, it sure is.
ME: (I had to swallow before I choked on my food. It was all I could do to suppress my laughter and I had to be Careful not to produce a snort.) No, actually, I was just waiting for someone to get back to me so that I could sign up for the plan.
SUPERVISOR: Ok, no problem, I'll transfer you back to the person who was helping you.
ME: Thank you.
I was on hold once again and managed a few more mouthfuls. I need to end this conversation. Suddenly, there was an aggravated but polite voice at the other end of the phone.
AT&T: Hello, Mr. Byron, I understand that you are interested in signing up for our plan.?
ME: No, but I was wondering - do you have that "Friends and Family" thing because I'm an only child and I'd really like to have a little brother...
AT&T: *click*
imdirkmaiandthispianoisbroken:
i love cheese lol thats it i knew me and johno were soulmates
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Watchcarloscoreas:
MEAN DISNEY GIRLS.
Girl: I don't like The Maine.
Me:
Girl: I cant stand their music.
Me:
Girl: I don't understand the huge hype about them.
Me:
Girl: They're overrated.
Me:
Girl: They are going to sell out so fast.
Me:
Girl: I only like John because of his face.
Police: So...she fell under that moving city bus?
Me: Yep.
“It’s not about the money, it’s not about fame, it’s not about anything. It’s...”
– John Cornelius O’Callaghan V (via themainemusic)
